Favorite films

  • The Prince of Egypt
  • Gladiator
  • Collateral Beauty
  • The Princess Bride

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  • Opera

    ★★★½

  • Randy Writes a Novel

    ★★★★

  • What If

    ★★★

  • The Woman King

    ★★★★

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  • Opera

    Opera

    ★★★½

    Weird freakin’ movie, but the longer I think about it, the better it gets.

    The way it was shot evoked the perfect amount of suspense and fear. The camera movement was smooth when it needed to be, rustic for more frightening momentous, and epic like the raven scene.

    Side note, but I love how the killer maintains their insanity post their reveal. Sometimes, the reveal of a face gives more humanity to a killer, and the suspense of figuring out…

  • What If

    What If

    ★★★

    📺🔫

    LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLITERALLY, ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TELL HER THAT SHE CAN SAY NO, AND Y’ALL CAN BE FRIENDS AFTER! SERIOUSLY, HOW HARD IS IT TO EXPRESS TO HER A CHOICE SHE SHOULD ALREADY KNOW SHE CAN MAKE SO THAT YOUR RELATIONSHIP IN THE FUTURE DOESN’T FEEL SO DANG FORCED!

    So this is what needless romcom anger feels like.

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  • Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2

    Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The funniest part of the movie was when "live" being "evil" backwards became a viable justification for the big corporation being outed.

  • Collateral Beauty

    Collateral Beauty

    ★★★★★

    My mind: This is your favorite movie?!

    Me: Yep.

    My mind: Of all time?

    Me; Uh-huh.

    My mind: Despite all the horrible ratings that everyone gave it.

    Me: Absolutely.

    ...

    My mind: You know, this is gonna destroy your credibility as a film critic, right?

    Me: Completely. And I will die on that hill.