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  • The Dark Knight
  • The Lighthouse
  • The Departed
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  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    ★★★★★

  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    ★★★

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    ★★½

  • Obi-Wan Kenobi

    ★★★★

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  • Morbius

    Morbius

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    What can I say. I laughed. I cried. I smiled. I got scared. I shit my pants. Actually everyone shit their pants. Morbius did not just eclipse Jack and Jill as the greatest film ever released by Sony Pictures, nor did it just obliterate Battlefield Earth as the medium's greatest achievement. It transcends film, it transcends literature, it transcends art, it transcends human comprehension. I only gave it a 5/5 because I couldn't give it an ∞/5 because this website…

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★★

    A movie that asks the important question: "what if we made every other Batman movie look like complete fucking dog shit?"