I honestly feel bad for other animated TV show film adaptations because they have to be compared to something as legendary as this
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
What can I say. I laughed. I cried. I smiled. I got scared. I shit my pants. Actually everyone shit their pants. Morbius did not just eclipse Jack and Jill as the greatest film ever released by Sony Pictures, nor did it just obliterate Battlefield Earth as the medium's greatest achievement. It transcends film, it transcends literature, it transcends art, it transcends human comprehension. I only gave it a 5/5 because I couldn't give it an ∞/5 because this website…