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  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2


    pacing is inconsistent, especially after they get to ego’s planet when it just slows to a crawl. music and humor are much less naturally integrated than in the first. most action scenes were pretty boring too, which is a complaint i remember having the first time. i think it’s the unimaginative camerawork in certain sequences (lookin at you opening fight scene with baby groot) that made them less exciting than they should’ve been. also it’s just too long. did not need to be 2+ hours.

  • Captain America: Civil War

    Captain America: Civil War


    a good to decent marvel movie with above average fight scenes. it’s ight.
    feeling a light 7 on this

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  • The Cloverfield Paradox

    The Cloverfield Paradox


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    an interesting premise with THE WORST writing, a lame love story and irl clipping through the map

    ties into the first cloverfield but not in a cool way. also does this mean these are trying to be an actual series with 10 cloverfield lane set in the same universe? or did they just take a lame noname scifi movie and turn it into a poorly executed tie in to the first movie to punch it up? probably the latter.

  • Dawn of the Dead

    Dawn of the Dead


    Hoop-tober 4.0 - Film #2 - list here:

    This is what people describe when they think of a zombie apocalypse, or at least this is what most people envision; locking yourself in a mall or store with everything you'd ever need and waiting/fighting it out. The sheer joy experienced by the characters as they scavenge the stores and slap the shit out of some zombies is super relatable and the characters are all extremely likeable for a majority of…