as an exercise, i would like for you to imagine scream 4, but there isn't a single horror setpiece in it. might be more forgivable if it was actually funny but the characters are such thinly, obviously drawn online speak avatars and it's so committed to seeing them go through the motions of its witless, "satirical" non-mystery that in order to give it some aura of suspense or danger (which it still really doesn't have) it has to deny you the information that might make any of this sort of funny until literally the final 10 seconds.

full discussion on my podcast SLEAZOIDS.