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  • American Animals

    American Animals


    Easily one of the most creatively told stories in a movie. It's a blending of reality and narrativization that makes full use of the potential in the inherent fuzziness of "Truth" to remind us that his/stories are all about who tells them. And, if you get nothing else from it, it's just a really cool heist movie. Hard to explain exactly why it's not a perfect 5...there's really nothing wrong with the movie but I giess I just can't stop…

  • Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

    Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark


    Is the movie good? No. Is it scary? Also no. But does it at least remain a faithful adaptation of the beloved original stories? Again, no. Should you see this movie? Maybe.

    The movie tries to do way too much, underdevelops everything, and isn't really that scary (some of the imagery was scary, and and there was one junp scare that worked well, but whenever the monsters started moving it stopped being scary). However, I do give the movie credit…

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  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War


    Thanos wants to end the problems of overpopulation, such as hunger, and so he gains the ability to bend space, time, and reality in order not to make make food for people to eat, but just to randomly kill half the population. And Thanos's motivation for doing this is...nothing. Movie isn't bad, per se, but utterly pointless and incredibly boring. In short, who cares?

  • Faith Like Potatoes

    Faith Like Potatoes

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The movie is really racist. Also gets really stupid when there is literally divine intervention. You may enjoy if you are a white uber-Christian. Otherwise avoid the film.