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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022
You break the rules and become a hero. I do it and I become the enemy. That doesn't seem fair.
A true sequel to Doctor Strange and Wandavision in that it too...sucks.
It's incredible how low effort and small this movie feels. Marvel had the opportunity to deliver some wonderful fanservice here but instead if feels like they did the bare minimum. The cameos we got are not only scarce but also underutilized and the way they end up beingโฆ
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Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore 2022
I've never been able to forgive men I love, except for Mads Mikkelsen, the man who puts me through witnessing animal slaughter so often. This time he slit a magical Bambi's throat and I have to forgive that too. But God, that was gnarly.
The Secrets of Dumbledore is better than the last installment of the franchise, but it's still a dull mess. The film runs over two hours but its plot could be summarized in few sentences. Nothing reallyโฆ
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Vanilla Sky 2001
I'll see you in another life...when we are both cats.
Few days ago I was browsing through Instagram and I saw an image from this movie with the above quote, a quote I always adored. And I suddenly remembered just how much I love this film. And then while checking wikipedia for it I read the following: โOn Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 42% based on reviews from 172 critics and an average rating of 5.30/10.โฆ
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Senior Year 2022
the big reveal is that she goes to the same high school as tall girl and witnessed THE kissing booth, effectively confirming the existence of the carefully laid out and intricately designed Netflix High School Universe and foretelling of the eventual bake sale/kissing booth the re-up/football team car wash/how tall is tall girl carnival game fundraising crossover that will quite literally change the world of cinema forever.
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Paranormal Activity 2007
โI'm pretty sure what we did was illegal in Kentucky and 20 other states. She's a Freak!โ
Still super effective.
Amazon Prime
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
โSo, even though you have broken my heart yet again, I wanted to say, in another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you.โ
I havenโt seen a film that felt this human in quite some time.
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Senior Year 2022
Nothing mind-blowing here but it was fun. I did learn that Angourie Rice is actually Australian and not just really good at mimicking an Australian accent. Also... Chris Parnell... he's kinda hot.
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Infinite 2021
2021 Ranked
Non-2022 First Time Watches Ranked
Directors Ranked: Antoine FuquaI know three stars is actually overrating this film. It's horribly written, full of exposition and lacks any kind of character development whatsoever. But I'll be honest...I had a lot of fun with this.
Yeah, Mark Wahlberg isn't great. But he has a screen presence that just kinda works. Chiwitel Ejiofor looks to be enjoying himself as the villain and goes completely over-the-top, which I think works. I alwaysโฆ
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Infinite 2021
Dylan, babes, why would you do this to me?
In all seriousness this movie is so bad. I have no idea how it ended up this bad. I totally understand why Paramount has dumped and is burying in this movie.
Dylan O'Brien and Mark Wahlberg should have switched roles. I don't think the movie would have been much better but it definitely would have been more watchable. At the very least this movie should have been a sequel to a movie focused on Dylan's character.
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Infinite 2021
Pra mim, o maior acerto รฉ na parte da aรงรฃoโฆ
Fast and Furious + Kingsman โฆ
E o roteiroโฆ aquele conceito interessante e debatรญvelโฆ
E como blockbusterโฆ aquela exagerada nas coisasโฆ
Nรฃo gostei foi do plano do vilรฃoโฆ apresenta incoerรชnciaโฆ e uma soluรงรฃo simples resolviaโฆ
A atuaรงรฃo tรก ok, mas exageradaโฆ
Mas okโฆ as cenas bem coordenadas com o รณtimo uso do cgi valeram a penaโฆ -
Transformers: The Last Knight 2017
Any movie franchise that relies on the enthusiasm of elementary schoolers invariably has a limited shelf life. It's just a shame that audience excitement for the "Transformers" property had to dwindle right as director Michael Bay delivered his most discursive, auteurist, and (arguably) most technically impressive entry in the series. The bastard son of Scott, Cameron, and Spielberg has come home to roost.
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