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  • Inside Out

    Inside Out

    ★★½

    All-time stupid (occasionally in a great way but mostly not)

  • The Front Page

    The Front Page

    ★★★

    An all time example of a cruel, dark film's inability to hold a straight face during the lies of its final reel.

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  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl

    ★★★★½

    Been having some very physical experiences at the movies recently, but this takes the cake.

    I'm starting to think the reason I can't find any Blanton's at the liquor store is that someone in the set dressing department for this and John Wick went out and bought every bottle. Whoever does PR for them must be vacationing on the moon right now.

    Saw two of the best movies of the year at the Cinemark tonight: this, and the trailer for…

  • Zvenigora

    Zvenigora

    I feel like I need to re-read Deleuze, find a good score and better subtitles, grow up, draw some diagrams, cultivate a warming mustache, drink a pleasant amount, and then begin to meet this movie on its plane. I don't think I've ever felt so much that a film was keeping me at arms length, or simultaneously pushing sensuously through two incomparable dreams.

    "There is fluidity in the crystal that means its parts cannot be demarcated."