he/him, 20 years old, college sophomore

favorites: cool shit I'm into at the moment

Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Blue Velvet
  • Speed Racer
  • Swiss Army Man

Recent activity

  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On, Three


  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On, Two


  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On


  • Top Gun: Maverick


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Neon Genesis Evangelion

    Neon Genesis Evangelion


    For those days when your Pacific Rim could be just a little more Brighter Summer Day.

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Probably the most painful experience of my movie-watching life. I don't exaggerate when I say that I spent a good majority of this with my eyes wide, my jaw hanging down, and my face contorted into a puzzled expression, in genuine awe of how horrendous and dull this is. The acting is beyond wooden, the dialogue is almost purely made-up bullshit being mumbled through, and someone needs to tell Snyder that slo-mo and symmetry don't necessarily make for good…