He/him. 19 years old. College freshman.

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  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    My third watch.
    Still not as engrossing for me as I wish it were, it's definitely not a film where I "care" about these characters or what happens to them, and it's not at all a scary horror movie (though I maintain it's not really trying to be). All that said, it's pretty special as an audiovisual experience, the interactions between these two men make for some really fun and tense sequences, and the commentary on self-deception and the…

  • The Leopard

    The Leopard


    So well-regarded that I assumed it'd be kind of disappointing, so this was actually a pleasant surprise. It's just really pleasant and enjoyable, the visuals are gorgeous, the depiction of Sicily in this era feels quite thoughtful, and the commentary on political hypocrisy added a compelling layer to the characters, their wealth, and the world around them. I got slightly antsy during the last twenty minutes or so but still enjoyed this portion. Damn, yeah, this was pretty wonderful.

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    Ranking: 2021, First Time Watches

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  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Probably the most painful experience of my movie-watching life. I don't exaggerate when I say that I spent a good majority of this with my eyes wide, my jaw hanging down, and my face contorted into a puzzled expression, in genuine awe of how horrendous and dull this is. The acting is beyond wooden, the dialogue is almost purely made-up bullshit being mumbled through, and someone needs to tell Snyder that slo-mo and symmetry don't necessarily make for good…

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me


    My third watch.
    Damn, now I'm all sad and spooked.

    Annoyingly took over three hours to finish this but it felt like years (but in a good way?), it's so emotionally exhausting. My eyes and heart hurt.