The Northman

The Northman ★★★½

Barked the entire movie. The woman next to me lit a bonfire and the man a few seats down kept screaming. The front row did the wave when Willem got his dick out, everybody howled when Björk and Anya showed up. A couple in front of us held a pagan ritual and started to fuck about halfway through, people were throwing spears at the screen, we all murdered each other by the end. Felt bad for the cleaning staff till I realized they started their own little slave market and had set the theater on fire. Nice time at the movies :)

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