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  • The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

    The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


    Fincher controls the pace nicely and gets some good shots in but his detached, clinical style could scarcely be worse-suited to such a sentimental story (then again, even a grade-A melodramatist would have trouble selling all the empty characterization here, the insulting writing for Blanchett in particular). Possibly the least interesting movie one could’ve possibly made about this subject; at least Forrest Gump had energy.

  • The Simpsons Movie

    The Simpsons Movie


    Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story is better.

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  • Free Solo

    Free Solo


    Turns out the hardest mountain for Alex to climb...was love

    Nah jk it was that giant fuckin cliff

  • Bohemian Rhapsody

    Bohemian Rhapsody

    the wrong singer died