Favorite films

  • Dead Man
  • Eraserhead
  • Throw Away Your Books, Rally in the Streets
  • Eyes Without a Face

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  • Garfield's Thanksgiving

  • Hell or High Water

  • Yoyo

    ★★★★½

  • Old School

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  • Outer Space

    Outer Space

    ★★★★★

    A horror movie where the monster is its form, the fabric and stitching that surrounds its victim.
    I need to know how the fuck this was made.

  • Easy Rider

    Easy Rider

    ★★½

    If I was a teenager in the 60's, I would have thought this was real groovy. After watching it, I'd buy a fringe jacket, maybe go to Woodstock in my college years. Then I'd marry a guy who also loved Easy Rider. He'd make millions in the pharmaceutical industry. By now, we'd be riding the hog around our 50,000 acre ranch, fracking away our retirement. We'd still have a poster of Easy Rider hanging in our house, just so we could remember how groovy we are.

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  • From Hell

    From Hell

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    My favorite part is when the killer drops his sticky bloodied blades back into their box’s pristinely clean  crushed velvet interior. I bet the props department loved that move.

  • Blade

    Blade

    *silently mouths* What the fuck…

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