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  • The Bling Ring

    The Bling Ring

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    β€œNANCY JO. THIS IS ALEXIS NEIERS CALLING. IM CALLING TO LET YOU KNOW HOW DISAPPOINTED I AM IN YOUR STORY. THERES MANY THINGS THAT I READ IN HERE THAT WERE FALSE. LIKE YOU SAYING THAT I WORE SIX INCH LOUBOUTIN HEELS WITH MY TWEED SKIRT, WHEN I WORE FOUR INCH LITTLE BROWN BEBE SHOES-β€œ


    β€œTWENTY-NINE DOLLARS”


    β€œEVERYTIME YOU FUCKING YELL I HAVE TO RE-RECORD IT!!!”

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread

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    If I said chic in the mirror three (3) times...do you think Reynolds Woodcock would appear and simply knock me the fuck out over using such a filthy word???? asking for a friend.

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  • Casting JonBenet

    Casting JonBenet

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    small brain: who killed JonBenet?????

    large brain: are we ever going to acknowledge that this wholeass affair and our deep attachment to this case after twenty-two years says...so much about america’s collective psyche because ...like, hey! we gotta admit that this definitely says more about us as a country than literally any specific individual right


    cosmic brain: the entire family is complicit in the murder of JonBenet Ramsey.

  • Fahrenheit 451

    Fahrenheit 451

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    while this was...just really all around the place, the BIGGEST LIE told in this was when they made michael b. jordan utter the words β€˜i am an unattractive man.’ HELLO??????

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  • It

    It

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    me, coming across pennywise's underground lair: damn bitch....you live like this?

  • Baby Driver

    Baby Driver

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    Hey guys! This is Baby, and HE DROVE ME HERE!