Johnny Puerto Rico

Johnny Puerto Rico


I need you to do more and speak less.

Favorite films

  • No Country for Old Men
  • Burning
  • The Handmaiden
  • Hereditary

Recent activity

  • Alice


  • After Yang


  • Kagemusha

  • In the Cut


Pinned reviews

  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body


    A clever and brilliant movie. 

    If Jennifer’s Body released in 2019 and was distributed by A24…The reception would be night and day. 

    This is a sad observation. The harsh truth is the collective conscious of the American public* will never truly be progressive. They will always be catching up. 

    Whether it’s films about capitalism, white supremacy, or treatment of women in society. 

    Don’t believe me? Look at the reception of Parasite, Get Out, and Promising Young Woman 

    The truly dismal realization…

  • The Swimming Pool

    The Swimming Pool


    esther perez once said…affairs are plots of entitlement.

    you know what else is a plot of entitlement…?

    (Seen in theater, thanks to Film Forum)

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings


    I liked Shang-Chi for a couple reasons. 

    - When it comes to superhero movies, origin stories are never exciting to watch because the character isn’t at their full potential. The first film is usually the building block. This means it will spend time establishing relationships, providing background information, or other narrative elements. However, my biggest crux is in origin stories is that the protagonist getting their ass whooped due to their inability and inexperience. This is not the case with…

  • Evil Genius

    Evil Genius


    Wow. Wow. Wow. 

    Truth is stranger than fiction is an understatement when discussing this docuseries. 

    Must watch if you love bizarre crimes.