The most impressive thing about Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom is that they somehow managed to make a Jurassic film worse than Jurassic Park 3. I’m not being hyperbolic. This movie…
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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 2018
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 2018
I was hoping for fun and instead endured just how poorly devised and written this one is. It was another reminder that I’m glad Trevorrow got ousted and replaced from…
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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 2018
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 2018
Dinosaurs should be magical. This, somehow, was mundane.
An encapsulation of everything wrong with this franchise is how much better the dinosaurs look in Spielberg's 25-YEAR-OLD original than they do…
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