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  • Police Academy

    Police Academy


    The ratio of times I laughed to times I asked "why is this happening " was too high.

  • Despicable Me 3

    Despicable Me 3

    "It's like the Sistine Chapel, but with pigs."

    Margo's Grinch t-shirt represents everything that is wrong with the world. Vertical Integration the franchise 3 is about as entertaining as a child improvisational attempts at world building while playing with action figures or legos. The only difference is this was supossable written by people society sees as old enough to consume alcohol, fight in military conflicts, and rent hotel rooms.

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  • The Pacifier

    The Pacifier

    I have now read every The Pacifier review on this sight as of March 23 2017 4:19 PM Central Daylight Time. In five years I will return to this page and read all of the new reviews. We all search for our purpose in this life and I may have found mine.

  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming

    I feel nothing but apathy.