Darkest Hour ★½

5 minutes in

I guess I got exactly what was advertised. Darkest Hour was literally the darkest film I've seen all year. You got me, Joe Wright. Nice prank.

10 minutes in

Ok, not only can I not see anything, but half the time, I also can not understand anything Gary Oldman says. Goddamit. If he's going to grandstand, at least grandstand with subtitles.

20 minutes in

Who are all these white people in the parliament? And why do they all look the same? What purpose do they even serve in the film? Wait, what's the point of this film again?

Slow zoom into Gary Oldman's saggy prosthetic chin


Second film I walked out of.