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  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Things I learned watching Alien Covenant (*spoilers* , dummy):
    1. The banana peel-gag is still alive. If you switch the banana peel for a pool of blood that is.
    2. Michael Fassbender can't pull of Iggy Pop's haircut.
    3. Michael Fassbender likes to play with his doppelgangers flute. Yes. I like awful puns.
    4. If someone invites you inside their scorched body murder-palace, it's rude not to go.
    5. Billy Crudup is oblivious to threats, danger, ominous dialogue, or you…

  • Twin Peaks

    Twin Peaks

    ★★★

    International pilot version that stands alone as a film.