Yeah so I hate to say it but you can pretty much figure out everything you need to know about this movie based on its title alone. Don't Fuck in the Woods is a horror movie in which folks are killed off one by one by some monster in the woods after or during sex.

Its definitely a grindhouse style b-movie with a script to match that. The monster of the movie is pretty awful as well until you consider…

I'll tell you whats great, movies that are smart. You don't have to be a genius to get this movie, no not by any stretch but this movie never once dumbs itself down which I love and wish that more movies would follow its example on it.

I have to talk about Sam Rockwell. In the same way that Castaway was a one man show who's success completely depended on Tom Hanks, this movie is a one man show who's…

Really there is nothing that I can say about A Clockwork Orange that hasn't already been said a billion times before but I guess I'm going to say them again anyways because I'm awesome like that.

A Clockwork Orange is easily one of the best movies ever made and is in my opinion the very best movie the late great Stanley Kubrick ever blessed us with and nothing says blessed like some Ludwig Van and little bit of the old…