This is the first time I've genuinely cared about Transformers. Probably because it's not really about Transformers.
An action figure smash-up (but not a particularly fun one), with half the cast sleepwalking through the motions like teenagers with senioritis. Then there's the ending, which unexpectedly becomes a deeply unsettling horror movie and has basically traumatized me. I left the theater shaking and sick to my stomach, so thanks for that, Marvel.