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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Swiss Army Man
  • Brigsby Bear
  • Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

  • Wildlife

    ★★★★½

  • Get Out

    ★★★★

  • Ghostbusters

    ★★★★★

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    It’s been 3 years since I wrote my last review, and it’s hard to describe how much my life has changed since then. It’s absolutely unfathomable. 

    What’s also unfathomable is how a movie like this exists. I haven’t laughed, cried, or felt as connected to a movie like this in so long, or possibly ever. In a way only great movies can, this movie shifted my entire perspective. Just go see this, and I love y’all 👀

  • Wildlife

    Wildlife

    ★★★★½

    Wildlife is a great experience that blends its symbolism with realism in a way few films pull off. 

    “You know what they call trees in a forest fire? Fuel. Do you know what they call trees up when a fire goes by? They call them the standing dead.”

    Most films that have heavy symbolism usually fall into a trap of focusing solely on the meaning of it all, and forget to be realistic. Don’t get me wrong, I am a…

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  • Hell Fest

    Hell Fest

    ★★

    “Don’t worry about Gavin, he is probably pooping”
    “Ew, I did not need that mental image.”


    Hell Fest was genuinely frustrating. I didn’t go in with any high expectations or high hopes of this being suberb. I just wanted it to be fun, and dumb. But it was neither of those things, it was just frustratingly boring. 


    “You can tell which one is real by looking at thier hands”

    The acting is never a major concern with these slasher movies,…

  • Mars Attacks!

    Mars Attacks!

    ★★★★

    And here is the actual conversation between Tim Burton and the real Tim Burton who is actually just a small seahorse operating the body of Tim Burton by levers and switches inside the brain cavity: 

    Tim Burton: “Who should I cast in my crazy weird alien movie?”


    Real Tim Burton: “Everybody”