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  • Dogtooth

    Dogtooth

    If you told me right now that the actual story of this film is that it's about 5 aliens wearing human skin who know nothing about people trying to understand how to act human, that would make much more sense than what it actually is.
    I LOVED Lanthimos' The Lobster. I LOVE weird, but I have to have one thing to care about.
    Just go watch the Lobster instead. What a disappointment!

  • Bad Times at the El Royale

    Bad Times at the El Royale

    ★★★★½

    Like Tarantino and Agatha Christie, they're AMAZING constructions, the pieces are so expertly arranged on the board that you feel like applauding and going "bravo!"
    Then a minute later you're left with a slight aftertaste when you wonder, "Huh... There was a lot of things going on at one hotel wasn't there..." You try to forget that and the nagging feeling that "Huh... Was there a point to any of that?"
    Luckily El Royale has abnormally rich characters and performances…

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  • Warcraft

    Warcraft

    ★★★

    It's got flaws, but I enjoyed it. If you like fantasy - give it a go, don't let the bad reviews put you off. If you have a gag reflex for magic, orcs and weird fantasy names that sound maliciously similar to each other, then stay as far away as possible.
    I think 75% of my problems with the movie stem from bad casting, and too much CGI.

  • Holding the Man

    Holding the Man

    ★★★★½

    This was honestly a unique movie going experience. It literally made everyone I saw in the theatre literally laugh out loud and cry multiple times. It's really taken us quite a long time to recover from it because it really is tragic, but it's only tragic because it managed to be so heart warming and funny for so long before hand.
    But it was actually right after the movie that nearly made me lose it the most. We watched the…