Favorite films

  • Body Double
  • The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
  • As Tears Go By
  • The Heartbreak Kid

Recent activity

  • Lost Highway


  • Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe

  • Ms .45


  • Mad God


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • The Assistant

    The Assistant

    100% accurate, but that’s not a movie. It might be a New Yorker article or a Twitter thread, but it’s not a movie. Here’s the worst thing I had to do as a PA:

    Our office had 4 cats. They didn’t belong to anyone. They were office cats. One of them was named Santa and she was very old. The CEO had asked me to go on a run then casually threw in this, “Hey, so when you run those…

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    big shoutout to the guy who converts the skull of ghidorah into a gamer chair