Favorite films

  • Body Double
  • The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
  • As Tears Go By
  • The Heartbreak Kid

Recent activity

  • Top Gun: Maverick


  • The Young Girls of Rochefort


  • Jackass 4.5

  • Chinatown


Recent reviews

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick


    Incredible moment where an employee announced that the movie would be starting 5 minutes late because someone would like to introduce the film.
    5 minutes later just some guy showed up and announced it was time for Top Gun trivia. So funny to Charlie Brown the entire audience by implying Tom Cruise was about to show up just to yank the football away.

    The audience cheered for the Don Simpson / Jerry Bruckheimer logo.

    Tom Cruise is such a wonderful psycho. God…

  • Jackass 4.5

    Jackass 4.5

    Sashimi bit is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen.

Popular reviews

  • The Assistant

    The Assistant

    100% accurate, but that’s not a movie. It might be a New Yorker article or a Twitter thread, but it’s not a movie. Here’s the worst thing I had to do as a PA:

    Our office had 4 cats. They didn’t belong to anyone. They were office cats. One of them was named Santa and she was very old. The CEO had asked me to go on a run then casually threw in this, “Hey, so when you run those…

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    big shout out to the guy who converts the skull of ghidorah into a gamer chair