The sole reason I started this journey is because I wanted to complete the “Box Office Mojo All Time 100” list. The other reason is because I pay 10 bucks for Netflix a month without using it. So I gave this a shot knowing it wasn’t going to be an easy ride. As a teenager I loved the 1st one but it was the sequel that I knew this franchise wasn’t for me. I went to go see the fourth…
Brian Donlevy tries his best to give a sincere performance as the professor, coming back for round 2 of another sequel that is just as toneless as the first. I mean, Val Guest has his fans and I respect his vision and ideas but there is literally no personality to be found in his characters and both films consist of lifeless dialogue that wears me down. A completely dull film.
My preacher is going to shame me with this one.
Listen, I love the Bible. My favorite story is Jacob’s, not because I share the same name and I was named after his story but because he’s such an interesting arc but do I need a 4hr film with wooden acting, obvious fake staging, many pointless scenes that adds nothing to his character, putting Vincent Price way out of his element, the very awful cosplay costumes, cheesy narration, sluggish pacing,…
Well, if I’m going to spend 10 bucks every month on Netflix, I might as well use it to my advantage and give this Transformers franchise a go.
Believe it or not, as a kid, I was never into Transformers. I guess I was too hung up on Dragon Ball Z and Pokémon. Nevertheless, I was excited to see this in theaters. As a 17 year old teen, I enjoyed it. Matter fact, I loved it. I thought the Optimus…