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  • Billy and Mandy in: Trepanation of the Skull and You

    Billy and Mandy in: Trepanation of the Skull and You


    Who saw this and thought it was a good idea for a kids show?

  • Don't Give Up the Sheep

    Don't Give Up the Sheep


    "Hello Ralph"
    "Hello Fred"

    I had to have seen just about every Warner Bro's cartoon in existence every day on Cartoon Network and on tape and out of every one of them this was one of the stand outs. I'd imagine my own stories centered around Ralph Wolf and his struggle for food as I daydreamed in school. Unlike the Coyote and Roadrunner cartoons there is here at least a chance our antagonist can pull off a victory. 

    I love…

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  • Freddy vs. Jason

    Freddy vs. Jason


    Holy fuck..

    Gets better and better.

    A clever celebration of two of the most iconic slasher franchises.
    Meshes the worlds of Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street in a way I'd never expect to see. You actually get teenagers who are tolerable to watch and carry weight to Jason and Freddy's story and eventual showdown. Fast paced, bloody, fun, some really effective scary scenes, stylistic direction, and a showdown so damn good you'll gladly throw logic out the…

  • Spectre



    The whole time I was imagining Sylvester and Daffy Duck attempting to say the title of the film. Don't deny this something you'd like to hear.

    Spectre is solid if not meeting the high standards set by Skyfall. It's like going out for a meal and the food is great, you share lots of laughs with friends, and the waitress is friendly and dependable.. except she shorts you on the change by a couple of bucks. Do you say something…