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  Crowing Pains 1947

  Watched by Master Splinter 12 Jul 2021

  "Sufferin succotash, I'm a mother!" 

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  Zodiac 2007

  Rewatched by Master Splinter 08 Jun 2021

  As I sat beside a tree pondering what exactly didn't work for me about Zodiac, a cute little squirrel appears strolling along next me. He stops to make an observation. He's completely still. I try not to make any sudden movements that might scare him off. As I turn my head slowly back to the front of me, I hear a voice from below. Hey. I look back to the squirrel. With a confused look upon my face, he asks

      where's my fucking animal crackers

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  Little Children 2006

  ★★★★ Watched by Master Splinter 26 Feb 2017

  Kate Winslet's not your type? Dude.. wtf

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  Freddy vs. Jason 2003

  ★★★★½ Rewatched by Master Splinter 11 Nov 2014 5

  Holy fuck..

  Gets better and better.

  A clever celebration of two of the most iconic slasher franchises.
  Meshes the worlds of Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street in a way I'd never expect to see. You actually get teenagers who are tolerable to watch and carry weight to Jason and Freddy's story and eventual showdown. Fast paced, bloody, fun, some really effective scary scenes, stylistic direction, and a showdown so damn good you'll gladly throw logic out the…