"Sufferin succotash, I'm a mother!"
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Zodiac 2007
As I sat beside a tree pondering what exactly didn't work for me about Zodiac, a cute little squirrel appears strolling along next me. He stops to make an observation. He's completely still. I try not to make any sudden movements that might scare him off. As I turn my head slowly back to the front of me, I hear a voice from below. Hey. I look back to the squirrel. With a confused look upon my face, he asks
where's my fucking animal crackers
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Amityville II: The Possession 1982
It's much funnier when you imagine that Burt Young and Rutanya Alda are playing Shia LaBeouf's parents from Transformers
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Bad Boys 1995
"Trippin on shit I know is there"
Some slapstick that actually made me laughWhen Marcus asks Mike for a Coke, I felt that. I was feeling the heat coming from this movie
*spoiler warning*Viewed with Michael Bay commentary
Julie knows what's going on here. You can view this as a movie about two cops who love one other like brothers who's escape from reality is when they're together on the job. You wouldn't be wrong, but you also…
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Sonic the Hedgehog 2020
Sonic the Hedgehog rips a chili dog fart. A bare ass chili dog fart. That's all you need to know.
Look, It was on Hulu. I was curious.
Now my prior impression has been justified.The budget should have gone toward a video game loyal animated feature instead to this bag of burning feces of a film from 2011.
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Inspector Gadget 1999
That lady was freaking out about being sprayed with toothpaste instead of oil. Don't you realize that had the alternative happened, you'd have run the risk of being fried to a crisp by an accidental go go gadget flamethrower?
Penny is how old and she's advising a man to venture into weather stripping? Sadly this little girl knows more about everything as a kid than I probably know of anything as an adult.
For some reason I find myself so…
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Lost in Translation 2003
Privileged white assholes are sad about their privileged white lives. Japanese people are stupid because they don't speak English. I need attention waaaah 😢🍼
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Framing Britney Spears 2021
The biggest injustice is that her 2001 self titled album Britney isn't recognized as one of the best works of her entire career. Near perfect pop album featuring three of her best songs; "Overprotected" being her finest song ever.