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  • The Shallows

    The Shallows


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The Shallows sees surfer Nancy fighting for survival against a bloodthirsty shark and I was all for it. The pacing was perfect, and the tension was palpable. I found myself fearing for Nancy as she struggled to get to grips with what was happening to her, wincing when she got back into the dangerous waters and cheering when she eventually got her own back on the shark. 

    It was a good, thrilling watch and gave some genuine scares that really made me fear the open water.

  • The Invitation

    The Invitation


    definitely a slow burn but subverted my expectations big time and made me really think a lot about that ambiguous ending, filled with pure dread and wonder of what was unfolding on screen.

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    Camp Death III in 2D!


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  • The Nun

    The Nun


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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