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  • RoboCop
  • Barry Lyndon
  • The Long Goodbye
  • The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad

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  • The Blair Witch Project

    ★★★★½

  • The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

    ★★★

  • Trick 'r Treat

    ★★★★½

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

    ★★★★★

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  • The Master

    The Master

    ★★★★★

    Lancaster: are you scientific in your thoughts?
     
    Freddie, who has the iq of a clam: yes

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★★

    You smell like piss, you smell like jism, like rotten dick, like curdled foreskin, like hot onions fucked a farmyard shithouse.

    --Thurl Ravenscroft, "You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch"

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  • Trick 'r Treat

    Trick 'r Treat

    ★★★★½

    The Love, Actually of halloween

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

    2001: A Space Odyssey

    ★★★★★

    My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it.

    If I were held at gunpoint and told to give what I think is objectively, without any personal bias, the greatest movie ever made (very funny mental image btw. Just imagine it for a second. I imagine a film professor in a tweed jacket with the leather elbow pads, wearing a ski mask, holding a lil pistol), it…

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  • Paradise Lost: The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills

    Paradise Lost: The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills

    ★★★

    The Big Four Of Thrash Metal: Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, and U2.

  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

    ½

    I really tried to go into this movie with an open mind, as funny as that sounds. I really, genuinely did. But I hate this movie. I hate this movie in a real, human way. This movie is a celebration of the young, mediocre white male, their fetishization of women, and their unshakable worship of base level pop culture references. This movie is a 500 foot tall statue of The Pickle Rick wearing a novelty t-shirt featuring Deadpool in front of the TARDIS, towering over the crumbled ruins of artistic merit.

    Steven Spielberg Retire Bitch