I'm afraid I'll be dead before an MI movie comes out where they bring back Ethan's love of Limp Bizkit.
I really tried to go into this movie with an open mind, as funny as that sounds. I really, genuinely did. But I hate this movie. I hate this movie in a real, human way. This movie is a celebration of the young, mediocre white male, their fetishization of women, and their unshakable worship of base level pop culture references. This movie is a 500 foot tall statue of The Pickle Rick wearing a novelty t-shirt featuring Deadpool in front of the TARDIS, towering over the crumbled ruins of artistic merit.
Steven Spielberg Retire Bitch