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  • Halloween



    Film #17 of Hooptober V

    Despite retconning the previous 9 films in the series and attempting to establish itself as the true lineage to the spirit of the original Halloween this ultimately feels like a endearingly hodgepodge of the entire franchise, with the singular focus of the incomprehensibility of evil and the trauma it leaves being interrupted by inane plot-twists, meta-references, abundant comedic relief, and brutal, extended violence. David Gordon Green and Co. have fun with it, crafting some flashy…

  • Dead Heat

    Dead Heat


    Film #16 of Hooptober V

    Joe Piscopo should be in every movie.

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  • God's Not Dead

    God's Not Dead


    You know that scene in 21 Jump Street when Channing Tatum writes a bunch of 4s on the whiteboard, says some gibberish, and yells "Fuck you science!" while high on drugs? Well God's Not Dead is basically the 113 minute version of that scene.

  • Psycho



    Unfortunately this disproves my theory that any classic film would be better if it included a scene of Vince Vaughn jerking off.