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  • Salt

    Salt

    impossibly stupid. on the other hand, angelina jolie's cheekbones,

  • Undine

    Undine

    I love the Petzold movies I've seen (Transit was one of the best of 2019) but I didn't get this at all. Doesn't seem fair or informative for me to give a star rating, it'd be like when people give a bad review to a book on Amazon because the cover was damaged during shipping

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  • Ponyo

    Ponyo

    ★★★★

    I DO have a girlfriend she just... lives in another ecosystem OKAY

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    JJ Abrams helpfully put three metaphors for TROS into the movie itself.

    1) a scene in which a character combs through some ruins from the original trilogy in search of a macguffin that will lead to that trilogy's villain

    2) the reanimated corpse of the original trilogy's villain dangling from the strings of a giant machine, like a marionette

    3) a scene in which a character returns from beyond the grave to explicitly disavow his actions from the previous film