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  • The Ritual

    The Ritual


    I've never heard of a gooch being called a "bridge" before. Other than that, there was nothing original about this movie.

    - The Spork Guy

  • Horse Feathers

    Horse Feathers


    What's the password?
    Let me see... Is it sturgeon?
    Ah, you crazy, a sturgeon is a doc, cuts you open when you a sick!

    In honor of the big Sunday sporting event I never watch each year, I instead chose to watch one of my favorite football movies instead. Oh Marx Brothers, chariots aren't allowed on the field!! But it sure does make that game pretty exciting to see. Go Huxley U!

    - The Spork Guy

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    Under the Skin


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    Guardians of the Galaxy


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