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  • The Ritual

    The Ritual

    ★★½

    I've never heard of a gooch being called a "bridge" before. Other than that, there was nothing original about this movie.

    - The Spork Guy

  • Horse Feathers

    Horse Feathers

    ★★★★

    What's the password?
    Let me see... Is it sturgeon?
    Ah, you crazy, a sturgeon is a doc, cuts you open when you a sick!
    

    In honor of the big Sunday sporting event I never watch each year, I instead chose to watch one of my favorite football movies instead. Oh Marx Brothers, chariots aren't allowed on the field!! But it sure does make that game pretty exciting to see. Go Huxley U!

    - The Spork Guy

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  • Under the Skin

    Under the Skin

    ★★★★★

    Under The Skin, simply put, is basically the Eraserhead of 2014. I really loved the experience, because, that's what it is. Not a movie, but an entire out of body experience. The end result of the shots, sounds and emotions don't flow together to create a narrative, but an entire new dimension you'll be visiting for its duration. It is not easily understood at a cerebral level, because that was never intended to be the case. It is, as cliche…

  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    Guardians of the Galaxy

    ★★★★

    After starting out with such humble beginnings at Troma Entertainment, James Gunn hits it big with Marvel Studio's WTF fest, Guardians of the Galaxy. This Firefly meets Star Wars meets The Expendables mash up is Kevin Feige's first film in his cinematic universe not held down by any expectations what so ever. This being said, it has full artistic control over itself in every way. Because this movie has no chance of making fanboys leave the theater saying, "That's not…