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  • Mean Johnny Barrows

    Mean Johnny Barrows


    Fred Fucking Williamson. I mean, what else can I say?

    Awesome soundtrack, perfect cast(Roddy McDowell, Elliott Gould), classic underdog tale and BEST FIGHT SCENE EVER!!! Mean Johnny Barrows is one of the greatest!! ..or at least a pretty underrated entry into an impossible to hate era of cinematic gold!

    - The Spork Guy

  • Day of the Dead

    Day of the Dead


    Hoop-Tober 2017 Entry 19 of 33

    Considered his worst of the original undead trilogy, I beg to differ. I actually greatly enjoy this one. Call me a nut, but I've never quite cared much for the original Dawn of the Dead. Though I respect it beyond words, Day is simply what I feel the series has truly been trying to lead toward. The complete evolution of the undead as it would appear. Of course, it's a zombie film, but being…

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  • Under the Skin

    Under the Skin


    Under The Skin, simply put, is basically the Eraserhead of 2014. I really loved the experience, because, that's what it is. Not a movie, but an entire out of body experience. The end result of the shots, sounds and emotions don't flow together to create a narrative, but an entire new dimension you'll be visiting for its duration. It is not easily understood at a cerebral level, because that was never intended to be the case. It is, as cliche…

  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    Guardians of the Galaxy


    After starting out with such humble beginnings at Troma Entertainment, James Gunn hits it big with Marvel Studio's WTF fest, Guardians of the Galaxy. This Firefly meets Star Wars meets The Expendables mash up is Kevin Feige's first film in his cinematic universe not held down by any expectations what so ever. This being said, it has full artistic control over itself in every way. Because this movie has no chance of making fanboys leave the theater saying, "That's not…