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  • Ghostbusters
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • The Social Network
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

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  • Orphan

    ★★★½

  • Heavy Metal

    ★★★½

  • Live and Let Die

    ★★½

  • Harold and Lillian: A Hollywood Love Story

    ★★★★

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  • Orphan

    Orphan

    ★★★½

    I rolled my eyes. I laughed when the movie didn’t want me to. (Or did it?) I got pissed at the husband for being such a pushover for anyone who blows smoke up his insecure ass. I particularly hated the analyst for turning out to be such a hack. And I had a blast.

    Yes, the cliches and plot holes abound. But it gets enough things right to keep us engaged. First, it fully commits to Esther’s ruthlessness. She has…

  • Live and Let Die

    Live and Let Die

    ★★½

    AKA Sweet SweetBond’s Duumbasssss Sheriff 

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  • So I Married an Axe Murderer

    So I Married an Axe Murderer

    ★★★½

    You know how they put recipes on the back of cans of soup? And those recipes often tell you to use the same company’s other preservative-filled, mediocre products as ingredients?

    Did you have a mom that would glance at that recipe and see a glimmer of potential? Would she spend hours transcribing the recipe, replacing the listed ingredients with the finest ones available, picked at the peak of their freshness? Would she put her all into the preparation, finding exactly…

  • Dog Cop 7: The Final Chapter

    Dog Cop 7: The Final Chapter

    ★★★★★

    This gem of cinema will remain unsurpassed unless and until we are blessed by Ms. Mitchell with…

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