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  • Candyman
  • Night of the Living Dead

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  • Tragedy Girls

    ★★½

  • Prey

    ★★★★

  • Kick-Ass

    ★★★★

  • The Belko Experiment

    ★★★

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  • Belladonna of Sadness

    Belladonna of Sadness

    ★★★★★

    I can’t say in enough words what this did to my soul. I am fighting through the dizzying fog this film has draped over me, to say this: this world does not have the power to condemn you for the pain it has implanted in you. The trust that the world puts in you is not indicative of your true honor. You can fight and find a way to value you the vessel your surroundings tell you is nothing but…

  • Frankenhooker

    Frankenhooker

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I went into Frankhooker expecting a gag film about how much fun and how hot it would be to piece together the woman of your dreams all on your own to your own specifications. Frankenhooker is hilariously comedic and the actors and like...strangely convincing? To the point where it makes the absurdity and jokes land even harder.
    Theres a perfect scene in which newscasters talk about some horrific events that take place in the film and they absolutely nail how…

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  • Tragedy Girls

    Tragedy Girls

    ★★½

    The setup of this opened me up to so many different possibilities before I started it and unfortunately it explored like half of one. Those girls are gay and should have kissed. The script is really pandery and weird.
    This movie goes in the same vein as stuff like THE BABYSITTER (2017)

  • Prey

    Prey

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "You think that I am not a hunter like you. That I am not a threat. That is what makes me dangerous. You can't see that I'm killing you. And it won't either."

    There ain't nothing MID about Amber MIDthunder.
    What a sick ass title card. The setting of the film is absolutely mindblowing, the setup far less explained but much more welcome than US government hired soldier bullshit. I don't think this movie is without flaws in any way,…

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★

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    While I deeply appreciate this premise and the ambition, I was unable to shake this feeling of constructed and precise familiarity that bordered on pandering. I said while watching this “this feels like a marvel movie for people into a24 films” - and i mean that partially positively, and negatively. I love a24, not so much marvel. For me, this felt like a film that packed itself to the absolute capacity with explanation that left me unable to attach and…

  • Rabid

    Rabid

    ★★★★

    The way I want a remake of this so bad....
    I think this has amazing bones. I think it's a story that, reworked just a little to not have the dreaded "third act drop off", it would be a zombie movie people would hail as something "fresh" lmao.
    Seriously. I think this is some of Cronenbergs best early work as far as recognizing things that he workshopped in this film that later came to fruition in much better ways. I…