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  • Show Dogs

    Show Dogs

    ★★½

    How dare they reference Beverly Hills Chihuahu!!

  • The Babysitter

    The Babysitter

    ★★★★½

    My cousin: 
    Well that was silly.
    Me (an easily relatable teen who wants to have some gory, slasher-like, murderous, ritualistic, horrific, thrilling and suspenseful fun while still making up for laughs and heartfelt moments between horror and drama): 
    SHUT YOUR BUBBLEGUM DUMB DUMB LOOKING ASS DAFUQ.

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  • Hereditary

    Hereditary

    ½

    Some incompetent critic:
    “This generation’s The Exorcist”
    Me:
    “Oh please”

    Like I mean come on guys, what the ACTUAL fuck did you see in this?

  • Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation

    Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation

    ★★★½

    EVERYONE, Hotel Transylvania 3: A Monster Vacation was actually funny.
    Especially the joke about the chupacabra!