constantly thirsting over actors twice my age

Favorite films

  • Almost Famous
  • Sex, Lies, and Videotape
  • Bridget Jones's Diary
  • Stardust

Recent activity

  • Austin Powers in Goldmember


  • Late Night


  • Sweet Home Alabama


  • Love, Simon


Recent reviews

  • Love, Simon

    Love, Simon


    the fact that I somehow thought that shawn mendes was the star of this movie until I started it and saw the credits 💀

  • The Devil Wears Prada

    The Devil Wears Prada


    my brother came in while I was halfway through the movie to take the opportunity to do an impression of michael scott yelling “GET ME ARMANI. ON. THE. PHONE”

Popular reviews

  • Emma.



    you: oh I remember this scene from the book 

    me, an intellectual: oh I remember this scene from clueless (1995)

  • What a Girl Wants

    What a Girl Wants

    the scene where it faded from colin firth in london dramatically pouring coco pops into a bowl to amanda bynes in new york pouring coco pops into a bowl is just cinematic brilliance