A bad movie with some phenomenal moments. That opening scene alone is worth the price of admission which at this point is basically free I guess.
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Dune: Part Two 2024
Water of life taste great when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you it’s nasty.
When will it be my turn to have Lea Seydoux ask for me to put my right hand in her box?!
Also: flying arm bar at an hour into the movie. Jiu Jitsu exists in the Arrakis. I would lead the Fremin to paradise.
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American Nightmare 2024
It’s so goddamn funny that in almost every true crime documentary series I’ve ever watched, 75% of it is just exposing the American public to how fucking stupid cops are and how much they actually got in the way of solving any crime. Also I CANNNOT believe that detectives name is, “Mat Mustard.” MAT MUSTARD? Really?! And you’re gonna be bad at your job with that name?? Did you do it in the library with a candle stick, get the…
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