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  • Sonic the Hedgehog

    Sonic the Hedgehog

    This movie ends (specifically talking the mid-credits scene and the last bit w/ Eggman) where it shoulda started.

    Even the worst Sonic games have absolutely ripping scores and the music in this is whatever.

    Carrey good, movie bad. Watch the 90s OVA instead.

  • The Royal Tenenbaums

    The Royal Tenenbaums

    ★★★★½

    "I've had a rough year, Dad.

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  • The People vs. George Lucas

    The People vs. George Lucas

    ½

    Grating, meritless fanboy shit. There's literally a scene where a grown man breaks all his Star Wars toys in a fit of rage because he didn't the Phantom Menace. Like sure it's a bad movie but damn dude go outside, talk to someone, join a club or something. There's maybe an interesting 30-minute video essay to be made about people like that and how obsessive fan devotion breaks your brain but the filmmakers don't dig into them enough and at…

  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

    ★½

    "Hey fellow kids, how about them irreverent anti-heroes and classic rock soundtracks?"
    --David Ayer, probably