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Recent reviews

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  Halloween 2018

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Oct 2018

  Every once in a while it's nice not to be let down.

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  The Cloverfield Paradox 2018

  ★★★ Watched 05 Feb 2018 1

  Calm down, everyone. It's really not THAT bad. The closing shot is a little forced but it fit with the theme of the whole thing, it wasn't some unforgivable image that ruined an otherwise decent movie.

  Honestly...you can see why Paramount gave up on it. There's a ton of promise that gets kind of washed out with subpar writing and mistimed comedy (O'Dowd is a fucking riot but I can only handle so much). Certain reveals just didn't carry the…

Popular reviews

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  Braveheart 1995

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Nov 2013 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  "I'm doing this all for my dead wife" - William Wallace, balls deep in the Princess of Wales.

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  Rocky IV 1985

  ★★★ Watched 09 Jun 2014 5

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  90 percent montage. 5 percent Sylvester Stallone's russia-beard. 2 percent ridiculous 80's robot. 2 percent Carl fucking Weathers getting punched-in-the-head to death. 1 percent not giving a fuck. 100 percent American.