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  • Joker



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems


    Infinite cum.

    You sit on the chair to cum, but the cum never stops coming out of your pp. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your pp closed but that makes your pp hurt.

    The cum accelerates.

    You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your pp fails. People form a cult. Your…

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  • Come and See

    Come and See


    cum and semen

  • Rango




    “What is your greatest ambition in life?"
    "To become immortal [...] and then die.”
    - Jean-Luc Godard, Rutgers University Press (1987)

    Believe it or not, I had a life ahead of me before RANGO (2011) — I believe the film is truly a masterpiece of American cinema. when the movie came out, I lost it. All of it. I spent too much time with it. My wife left me and took the kids. My parents disowned me. My grandparents…