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  • Bad Twin

    Bad Twin

    You know you’ve been watching too many Lifetime movies when you start to recognize the house from other Lifetime movies.

  • Cats

    Cats

    ★½

    Part of me wishes that this transcendently stupid boondoggle had been directed by someone more competent and less boring than Tom Hooper, someone who could have unleashed the true batshit monsterpiece potential frustratingly held somewhat in check here by Hooper’s stifling middlebrow non-style. Then again, the hollow thunk of two artless upper-crust dipshits bonking their empty heads together is an immensely satisfying sound, and the schadenfreude of watching said dipshits, who have both traditionally enjoyed great and wildly unearned success and…

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  • Rope

    Rope

    ★★★★

    We only ever see the "S" on that huge blinking neon sign outside but I'm pretty sure the rest of it reads "-U-B-T-E-X-T."

  • Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Q: Is it possible to live a dignified and meaningful life under capitalism?

    A: Neigh.