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Those has written 4 reviews for films rated ★★ during 2017.

  • Beyond Lemuria

    Beyond Lemuria 2007

    ★★ Watched by Those Eyebrows 13 Nov 2017

    This may not be a “good” movie by most conventional metrics, but I have had dreams about it nearly every night since I’ve seen it, so...

  • mother!

    mother! 2017

    ★★ Watched by Those Eyebrows 27 Sep 2017

    Hell Is Other People (Wiping Their Grubby Mitts On Your Rustic But Tasteful West Elm Furniture, Apparently)

    Undeniably intense and thrilling in fits and starts, suggesting all sorts of potentially interesting avenues the film proceeds to flatly ignore in favor of thuddingly literal high school English symbolism, idiotic dorm room philosophy, and a general vibe of nominally-self-effacing-but-actually-self-aggrandizing schmuckery that can only be described as "Aronofsky-esque."

  • Wonder Woman

    Wonder Woman 2017

    ★★ Watched by Those Eyebrows 08 Jun 2017 1

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    When you hear the phrase "Greek god," the first actor who comes to mind is obviously David Thewlis, right?

  • Eegah

    Eegah 1962

    ★★ Watched by Those Eyebrows 19 May 2017

    Starring Arch Hall, Jr. as the 🌝 emoji.