Those has written 4 reviews for films rated ★★ during 2017.

  • Beyond Lemuria

    Beyond Lemuria


    This may not be a “good” movie by most conventional metrics, but I have had dreams about it nearly every night since I’ve seen it, so...

  • mother!



    Hell Is Other People (Wiping Their Grubby Mitts On Your Rustic But Tasteful West Elm Furniture, Apparently)

    Undeniably intense and thrilling in fits and starts, suggesting all sorts of potentially interesting avenues the film proceeds to flatly ignore in favor of thuddingly literal high school English symbolism, idiotic dorm room philosophy, and a general vibe of nominally-self-effacing-but-actually-self-aggrandizing schmuckery that can only be described as "Aronofsky-esque."

  • Wonder Woman

    Wonder Woman


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    When you hear the phrase "Greek god," the first actor who comes to mind is obviously David Thewlis, right?

  • Eegah



    Starring Arch Hall, Jr. as the 🌝 emoji.