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  • To All a Goodnight

    To All a Goodnight

    ★★★★

    8.0/10

    Welp I just found another Christmas horror movie to watch every year now. I honestly don’t know why more people don’t like this movie. It has everything you could ever want in a slasher movie. The body count is HUGE. The teenagers (at least I think they supposed to be teenagers) are the HORNIEST bunch of slime balls I think I’ve ever seen a horror movie. When they aren’t having sex with their boyfriends, they’re having sex with someone…

  • Psycho Cop Returns

    Psycho Cop Returns

    ★★★

    6.5/10

    I went into this expecting a shitstorm and although that’s basically what I got, it was a lot of fun. Psycho Cop has a never-ending supply of cheesy one liners and there’s TONS of nudity. I do wish the kills would have been a little more creative but that’s really my only major gripe. The acting is obviously below par but you’re watching PSYCHO COP RETURNS so what do you expect.

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  • Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence

    Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence

    ★★½

    Maniac Cop 3 was a definite step down from the 2nd. Not totally sure what the fuck was going on here- Matt Cordell is brought back by some kinda weird voodoo shit and decides he wants to help defend another cop who was wrongly accused (either that or he wants her soul or something?? Not totally sure to be honest) the story is messy but the movie does have more awesome car chases and another badass fire stunt.

  • Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers

    Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers

    ★★★½

    7.5/10

    There was a brief period of my life where I actually preferred Sleepaway Camp 2 over the original. Now that I’m older and wiser, I know the first Sleepaway Camp is far superior but there’s still lots to like about this sequel. 

    I just enjoy the overall tone of this movie. It doesn’t take itself seriously at all. They took the quiet Angela character from the original and turned her into almost a Freddy Krueger caricature of herself. She…