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  • The Terminator

    The Terminator


    the way i saw arnold’s dick literally in the first 5 minutes of the movie... i mean wow. definitely didn’t rewind and turn the brightness up on my laptop to make sure i saw it. i would never do that lol 🙄

  • Cars 3

    Cars 3


    genuinely so upset that doc is dead. i literally didn’t notice he was gone in cars 2 so this movie was upsetting to me

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  • The Brown Bunny

    The Brown Bunny


    ok here’s the thing. i think this would have been better if it was shorter. like there was no need for this to be a whole ass film. at the same time, the unedited close up and distant shots created a tone that felt really genuine?? i admire that gallo made a film that was exactly what he felt and what he wanted it to be. (the ******* scene i could really do without so i’m just gonna pretend it…

  • Fifty Shades of Grey

    Fifty Shades of Grey

    fuck this movie