Favorite films

  • The Court Jester
  • Cisco Pike
  • The Boston Strangler
  • The Swimmer

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  • Bullet Train


  • The Masque of the Red Death


  • Jurassic World


  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom


Pinned reviews

  • Ocean's Twelve

    Ocean's Twelve


    The heist is the movie is the heist is the movie is the heist. But is this actually a real movie? The fourth wall is broken in the first few minutes. Tess is Julia is Tess is Julia and by the time Bruce Willis is bombarding the 9th and 10th wall, the movie has no walls left to protect itself, it just floats in space. Movie stars floating in space and Soderbergh is shuffling through everything a director can shuffle through. There hasn't been a movie comparable before or since Oceans Twelve came out. But then again; is this even a real movie?!

  • His Girl Friday

    His Girl Friday


    Imagine mad max: fury road but it's just people talking into telephones.

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Popular reviews

  • Carrie


    The bucket of blood sequence is where I found out what cinema is.

  • The Barnyard Battle

    The Barnyard Battle


    The one in which Mickey's nude body gets examined by an army doctor, who then pulls his intestines out via Mickey's tongue. The rest of the film is a war between mice and cats. Mickey is seen surfing on a mousetrap and stabbing his enemies with flagpoles. It doesn't get any better than this.