Favorite films

  • Chinatown
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • The Prestige
  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Recent activity

  • The Day After Trinity


  • The Descendants


  • Secret Sunshine


  • Annihilation


Recent reviews

  • Eraserhead


    Art was a mistake.

    I wish I could eraser this from my head.

  • The Mist

    The Mist

    You don't mean that Frank Darabont?

Popular reviews

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    They caaan't keep getting away with this!!!

    Please, tell your own stories, and stop appending (and/or retelling) George's.

    Half star for throne-room sword fight with red guys in the red room, half star for red dust. 0 stars for anything not red.

  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood


    Synthesized Tarantino. For good and bad.