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  • The Death of Stalin

    The Death of Stalin


    "How can you run and plot at the same time?"

    A volley of knowing bleakness and cynicism that the likes of Aaron Sorkin could only dream of achieving. Achieves a weird bit of synergy as thick, angry cockney accents become so unintelligible at times that it might as well sound Russian. Imagine VEEP with no likable characters and 100% more murder.

  • Kitten with a Whip

    Kitten with a Whip


    "You be daddy; I'll be mommy."

    Like, wonderful!

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  • Aliens



    Did the math, and I do believe, on a purely technical level, "Get away from her you bitch!" does in fact pass the Bechdel test.

  • The Great Gatsby

    The Great Gatsby

    Young Baz Luhrmann: "Hey mom! Look what I found in the dumpster: it's some old book!"

    Mom Luhrmann: "Honey, put that thing back where you found it and get back to filming me throwing glitter at your father."

    Young Baz: "But ma! It's got some superficial romance and a melodramatic tragedy of an ending and some subtle political commentary that I can wash over if not ignore completely!"

    Mom: "Well, okay honey, I'll let you read it just this one…