Half-baked movie reviews by that weird man-boy from Whitest Kids U' Know!
I have an "Ignore On Sight" policy towards horror remakes, and yet I do know that some are worthwhile. I have also heard that EVIL DEAD RISE is something I would like, so I decided to catch up on the series (yes, I will be watching ASH VS EVIL DEAD next).
Fede Álvarez did a great job with what I have to think would be an exercise in extreme pressure. This version takes after the first EVIL DEAD in that…
Randomly put this on last night and was pleasantly surprised. A better "A Bunch Of Randos Dodge Silly Traps" story than the last few SAW movies. The ending reminded me of THE FURIES, in that it was a silly twist that promised an interesting sequel (FURIES never delivered, and I am not sure yet if the sequel to this does).
Of course this will be a biased review. I’m practically brothers with the guy who wrote and directed it. That being said…
I read the script for this movie about a year and a half ago. I read it in one sitting, halfway-undressed for bed, and I loved it. I found it weird and gross and a very well-told story.
I was absolutely thrilled tonight to see that the script made it to the screen with barely a word changed.…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I wanted to watch a movie while working a long weekend shift, but was too tired to intake new information. Also I wanted to watch this when I could pause it and check out details I may have missed in the theater, like Zach giving himself a THIRD cameo (when Tess is looking at her Instagram in the cafe, she's looking at Zach's profile hahaha)!
I really like Justin Long's anti-arc, meaning he seems like he will learn something, and…