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Evil Dead 2013
I have an "Ignore On Sight" policy towards horror remakes, and yet I do know that some are worthwhile. I have also heard that EVIL DEAD RISE is something I would like, so I decided to catch up on the series (yes, I will be watching ASH VS EVIL DEAD next).
Fede Álvarez did a great job with what I have to think would be an exercise in extreme pressure. This version takes after the first EVIL DEAD in that…
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Escape Room 2019
Randomly put this on last night and was pleasantly surprised. A better "A Bunch Of Randos Dodge Silly Traps" story than the last few SAW movies. The ending reminded me of THE FURIES, in that it was a silly twist that promised an interesting sequel (FURIES never delivered, and I am not sure yet if the sequel to this does).
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Barbarian 2022
Of course this will be a biased review. I’m practically brothers with the guy who wrote and directed it. That being said…
I read the script for this movie about a year and a half ago. I read it in one sitting, halfway-undressed for bed, and I loved it. I found it weird and gross and a very well-told story.
I was absolutely thrilled tonight to see that the script made it to the screen with barely a word changed.…
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