Tim Masterson

I wish I had this website in 1995. I've forgotten what I've watched.

Favorite films

  • Fast, Cheap & Out of Control
  • L.A. Confidential
  • Paddington 2
  • Trainspotting

Recent activity

  • A Dangerous Method


  • Eastern Promises


  • A History of Violence


  • The Velvet Underground


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Battles Without Honor and Humanity

    Battles Without Honor and Humanity


    Such a chaotic movie. It's like if the "Sabotage" video was 99 minutes: It's just filled with a bunch of dudes running after a guy, gun shots, swords, yelling, groups of people grabbing and shoving each other in small rooms, cheap suits, and bad haircuts. Even more, halfway through the movie, the henchmen break out into Marxist analysis of the Yakuza organizational structure.

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    The Grand Budapest Hotel


    As good as all the actors are and as well-crafted as the images are, this movie just disappeared from my brain two minutes after it was over.