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  • Return to Nuke 'Em High Volume 1

    Return to Nuke 'Em High Volume 1

    What the fuck did I just watch?

    Either I've just gotten too old or Troma just isn't trying anymore. Regardless- while I enjoyed return to Nukem High vol. 1 for the same reason I enjoy all Troma movies, this one fell flat for me. You have all the fart jokes, boobs, slime and juvenile humor you always get with Troma, but there is a strange sense of Lloyd Kaufman just collecting a paycheck on this one.

    The plot and editing…

  • Deadliest Prey

    Deadliest Prey


    There are some hipster film snobs that insist movies like troll 2 and the Room are the worst movies ever made (in that so bad they're good sort of way). They tell their friends, they claim they discovered it first, they buy some pants yet another size smaller- the general things douches like that normally do. Guess what you shit weasels, your just copying what every other butt hole to lazy to find true trash cinema says. Deadly Prey, that…

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  • The Last Circus

    The Last Circus


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Such a great metaphor for the hilarity and stupidity of war. In particular the Spanish civil war.

    2 clowns fight for the affection of a curvy trapeze artist (Spain), one is heavy handed and drunk (the Nationalist) while the other is sweet timid (the republic). It takes almost a full movie of abuse for the timid clown to finally snap and go on a rampage but when he does it's a thing of beauty.

    I really also commend the ending for telling it like it is, nobody gets the girl(Spain) but the church.

  • At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul

    At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul


    If there is ever a movie that encapsulates my religion or lack there of, it is this film. Scary as hell for anyone catholic, fun for us godless athiests.