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  • Sonny Boy

    Sonny Boy


    Any time a movie willingly scares a baby for the sake of "art" -in this case letting David Carridine hold a freaked out baby boy- you have already lost in my book.

    I found nothing redeeming as I sat through the rest of this turd. Bad acting even from a professional like Brad Dourif, and an even worse plot revolving around a feral boy, a toy full of funny hicks with bad teeth and a mob boos type that chooses to live in a dump. Oh and David Carridine just being fucking weird.

    Don't waste your time with this movie like I did.

  • A Cure for Wellness

    A Cure for Wellness


    If they edited this bloated corpse of a movie down to 80-90 minutes it would be slightly better.

    The whole movie hinges on a mystery that in the end turns out to be some confusing bullshit about immortality, eels, and child molesters.

    Gore verbinski wants for you to to see all the subtext he packed into this overly produced mess but by the end if your still awake you're just going to be too pissed that you wasted 150 minutes to care.

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  • The Last Circus

    The Last Circus


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Such a great metaphor for the hilarity and stupidity of war. In particular the Spanish civil war.

    2 clowns fight for the affection of a curvy trapeze artist (Spain), one is heavy handed and drunk (the Nationalist) while the other is sweet timid (the republic). It takes almost a full movie of abuse for the timid clown to finally snap and go on a rampage but when he does it's a thing of beauty.

    I really also commend the ending for telling it like it is, nobody gets the girl(Spain) but the church.

  • At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul

    At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul


    If there is ever a movie that encapsulates my religion or lack there of, it is this film. Scary as hell for anyone catholic, fun for us godless athiests.