• Cobweb



    Homelander got something in his eye fr

  • Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

    Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy


    Made me giggle a few times but the cameos were really the only thing carrying it

  • Princess Mononoke

    Princess Mononoke


    God I hate people

  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent


    It was fun but it went on for a little too long, I was definitely ready for it to end when it did

  • Drive



    Perfectly sums up the modern issue of men wearing the same one jacket for every fucking occasion

  • The Lost Boys

    The Lost Boys


    Watching this whilst getting progressively more and more drunk was potentially the best decision I could ever have made

  • Oppenheimer



    The only time a three hour film consisting entirely of old white men talking about their own self importance is worth watching.

  • Coco



    Animation was beautiful but that was about the only perk. The plot wasn’t attention grabbing in the slightest and the music was godawful. Just another Pixar movie. You know what you’re going to get.

  • Pan



    I don’t care what you have to say about this film it’s been a comfort film of mine since I was TWELVE and I refuse to listen to any negative opinions about it!!!

  • Talk to Me

    Talk to Me


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Minus point for the cliché dead mum plot line but other than that A24 has produced (as usual) another hellscape to keep me up at night 🥰

  • Top Gun

    Top Gun


    No film has made me want both learn piano and go to flight school at the same time before

  • Kill Your Darlings

    Kill Your Darlings


    As part of the LGBT community I can
    assure you that we are not all this boring. We do like poetry a lot though.