briony

i’m here to be gay and watch horror movies

top four are faves of the moment

Favorite films

  • The Night Comes for Us
  • The Night House
  • Blade
  • Kajillionaire

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  • X2

    ★★★½

  • X-Men

    ★★★

  • Smile

    ★★★

  • Who Can Kill a Child?

    ★½

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  • X2

    X2

    ★★★½

    jean grey the woman that you are…

  • Smile

    Smile

    ★★★

    i thought i’d spend most of the runtime laughing at this review, but honestly the one important cat scene ended up causing me genuine distress lmfao. really just didn’t expect that. the monster at the end was kinda fine though.

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  • Hot Girls Wanted

    Hot Girls Wanted

    ★★★★

    literal real life amateur porn stars: i was hurt and scared and i regret it

    men: wow i can't believe this one sided sex negative garbage, how dare they try to make me feel guilty next time i wanna jerk off to teenagers

  • Saw II

    Saw II

    ★★★★

    amanda’s haircut in this rly was a win for the lesbian community